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Also, Jamie was lead Eddie in 1999 for the Tampa Theatre cast, Larger Than Life. |
It has been over a year since I wrote this bio, which coincidentally was the very first 'Evil Bio'. Since many a month has gone by all of the half-truths are now just total lies. So now I'm going to create something special. As many of you know Sam and myself are the Evil Bio writers for the cast. After many trials and practice I feel that I have sharpened my skills and now I will give unto all of you noble fans . . . pause for dramatic effect . . . THE SINGLE GREATEST EVIL BIO EVER!
Now before I begin the Evil Bio that will certainly make me a bigger idol than Zepplin, let me digress and talk about the other Evil Bio's I have created for other cast members:
I am quite proud of my Evil Bio's. On several occasions people have commented on them and some cast members have included portions of them in their own bios, and in a few cases left my genius for all to see in it's glory. But now with the creation of THE SINGLE GREATEST EVIL BIO EVER! I will all other attempts will pale in comparison. This Evil Bio will be so grand that college proffessors will teach it to their classes, monuments to it will be constructed, religious zealots will praise me as the new Messiah, my mom will think I'm strange. The impact of this, the greatest of all Evil Bios, will stop war, eliminate hunger, end pollution and make lemmings stop running off cliffs to their deaths. But enough talk, let us begin THE SINGLE GREATEST EVIL BIO EVER! Really big pause for even more dramatic effect . . .
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